I love flopping a boat ONLY TO LOSE TO RUNNER RUNNER!  (I had pocket 7s, "Roy" had A-3; flop was 9-9-7.  Turn was an A and the river was a 9 so I got screwed over.  Lovely) When he raised I knew I should have reraised all in because he couldn't call with A-3, a baby ace, I WOULD HOPE NOT AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAS TOLD ME!  FUCRYING OUT LOUD!

So I was playing poker with the guys on Thursday night and almost ended up dying. It would have been a fall out of a window from 3 stories up.

Donald, why.... why.... So here is the scenario. We were on our second game of poker and we were down to three people. I had about what I started with and Terrence and Donald had large stacks. Donald was raising EVERYTHING. On this hand he limped in and I look down and see A-10 suited. Stupid me I checked it and did not bet. Flop was A-2-3. Donald bets. I figure Donald is just betting out because he always bets out, I've got him. I reraise all in for another 5,000. He thinks for like 2 seconds and calls. He flips over 2-4 for bottom pair with a gutshot straight draw.

I now know I am dead (there is a very small part of me that thinks I will win, but it was very small) I tell Terrence to get the window ready. He opens the blinds more and I move the top part of the window down so there is plenty of room for me when I jump. Terrence tells Yush to get the camera ready. The turn is an 8. I still know I'm going to be dead on the river. The river is the 5, giving Donald the straight. There was a kind of stunned silence. I was like, that's it, and proceded to step on Donalds bed and go out the window. I had one leg out before everyone was yelling at me to get back in. So there you have it... damn it.

I suck at poker. I am not good. If I enter a pot, don't respect me. If I raise, don't respect me. I can't read you, I don't know what you have, I only play the cards. I don't think about what is going on, I get too involved in the wrong hands. Since Christmas break I have forgotten how to play poker. I you are in a pot with me you can push me out because I suck. If I bet, raise, because I will call with a mediocre flop, turn or river and have a stupid hand. You will beat me.

Again, I suck.

Lastly, I now hate Ace Jack and I hate going after flushes. I hate suited aces

Side note, if there are 3 cards to a straight or flush, or even 4 cards to a straight or flush, I will not have the 5th card because I never get flushes or straights. Ever

Ever.

Ever.

As you can tell I am a little bit pissed at how I have been playing recently. I have SUCKED BIG TIME recently. Again, I HAVE SUCKED RECENTLY. Thanks.

Have you seen the latest pirate movie?

It's rated arrrrrrrrrrrr.

I guess...

If I woke up at 9am and then went to bed at midnight, that would be a typical day. So when I wake up at 2pm and go to bed at 5am, that is a typical 15 hour day, just slightly shifted.